Pave The Earth!
At last! A courageous group of people with a PlanTM and a vision for the future which balances environmental
concerns with economic development in sensible proportion.
You can learn more about the Pavers and their noble goals at the alt.pave.the.earth newsgroup.
(If you get a 'no such group' type of message, you'll have to find a news server which DOES carry
the group. There are links to lists of public access news servers at
Yahoo.
Or if you don't mind viewing newsgroups through a Web browser, you can find alt.pave.the.earth at Dejanews.)
Here is their statement of belief:
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THE CREED (tm) of the PAVERS (traditional version)
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We believe in a completely Paved Earth.
Earth is cursed with trees, shrubs, grass,
and scurrying creatures. With every breath
We act to right this terrible wrong.
We believe in The Plan (tm).
The Plan (tm) is the final word; it brings us
the knowledge of the twin pleasures:
Speed and Convenience.
We believe food should be enjoyed.
"Nutrition" is an aberration of human nature.
The juicy Burger and hearty Beer are Our sacrament.
We believe in the Depletion of scarce natural resources.
Some see the vessel as half full; others see it as
half empty; We pour it out on the floor and laugh.
We believe in a sky roiling with Smog.
The color blue should appear nowhere but the paint
on Our Hypercars (tm).
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